Chronosonder 

Sonder but not just for people over there, but for people over then; the realization that everyone in the past has lived a full life autonomous life, and there will be billions more in the future of which who are completely separate from you.

My parents lives didn’t start when I was born, there was a time when they were as naive as me, and my future kids will continue to live past me, and be smarter than I am now. That’s chronosonder.

Chronosonder by Spãcé January 31, 2022

Chrononaut 

A time traveller, no less.

Hey, you know Zorg that lives in the flat around the corner? Ever wondered about his weird name? Well, it's because he's a Chrononaut from the future.

Chrononaut by Alex Richardson-Lee October 23, 2007

chronicology 

The obscured timeline you put together the morning after consuming large amounts of chronic.

John: Did I have sex with Alex's girlfriend, Sam's girlfriend, and Jake's girlfriend last night?
Ashton: No, thats just your chronicology.
John: Then what happened?
Ashton: You had sex with Jake's girlfriend, then Alex's girlfriend, and then Sam's girlfriend.

chronicology by John and Ashton August 5, 2007

Chronicological Order

The way things happen when you're stoned.

So we got the nugs, got back to my place and realized that we were all retarded and we had no lighter, so we turned on the stove and put a tissue on it, but as we were smoking Little Jimmy burned his finger and dropped it into a garbage can full of gasoline, and the house burned down, and thats what happened in Chronicological Order.

Chronicological Order by jellytin December 4, 2010

chronto 

the way canadians say toronto..good ol' canadians...

"i was on my way aboot ontario and stopped in chronto"

chronto by henryford November 29, 2009

chronon 

Quantum time; the smallest discernible unit of time.

The fastest possible rate of thought is one psychon per chronon.

chronon by TANSTAAFL1 September 21, 2012

Chrondonesia 

A word used by a super high male who is so high of the CHRONIC, Has so much stash and has a female grabbing on his testies, so he can say what he want because and only because he has the CHRONIC.

-ay man what kind of shit is this?
-some chrondonesia that will slap you in yo face, twist yo mind, fuck your brain and eventually knock you out.

Chrondonesia by Pimpomac June 3, 2009