chron flust

an event in which you were chronically flustered

I had a chron flust last night

by The Chron Flustinator October 14, 2007

chron turismo

when ur high and u zone out while driving exceeding the speed limit by a vast number

ohh man phil u just did an 80 in a 40 mile zone "dude he cant hear you hes in chron turismo"

by chris heedo June 12, 2008

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on the way so you don't take your business elsewhere.
it is like cock-blocking, but with weed sales.

Juice: "Yeah. I am about to pick up some weed right now."
Me: "okay because I am really tryna smoke a blunt."

48 hours later.......still no weed

Juice: "yeah my man is about to come though with some fire."
Me: "bullshit. stop trying to chron-block"

by jonnyfuckinblaze December 13, 2011

chron-block

when a weed dealer keeps telling you the shipment is on its way so that you don't take your business elsewhere. it is basically cock-blocking weed sales

Juice: "yeah i am about to pick up some fire right now."
Buyer: "you sure cause i'm tryna smoke a blunt son"
Juice: "yeah dog on my way"

48 hrs later...... still no chron, and you missed picking up tree from someone else

YOU JUST GOT CHRON-BLOCKED

by 420 assassin December 12, 2011

chron-bomb

What you drop on your head by smoking a great deal of high quality marijuana.

I think all the radiation from that chron-bomb tweaked my skull!

by Trogdor November 14, 2003

cali chron

high quality chronic (weed) grown in califiornia. Considered by many the highest quality chronic.

That cali chron was fuckin dank!

by fittycent November 4, 2006

chron life

a male who generally lives life off of marijuana and does not go to work (generally mcdicks) unless being under the influence of chron (marijuana) Individuals such as Cory Reimer or Truffel are to be considered Chron lifes.

"duude look at that chron life walk around tellin people theyre "sick" and beatin off in random corners"

by jolust May 25, 2006