Christmilingus 

A mix between Christmas and Cunnilingus.
The act of waking up your partner on Christmas morning with bomb pussy eating.
See Christmallatio for the male genitalia counterpart.

"I'm eager to start a Christmas tradition with you."

"Which one?"

"Have you heard of Christmilingus?"

Christmilingus by DarlaCassic January 5, 2021

christmasing 

When you do anything Christmas-related

mom went christmasing at Ross Dress For Less

christmasing by CrayonEater4259 December 23, 2018

christianing him down 

Cheating someone or driving their price down on something. Being immensely cheap. Behaving in an unethical way. Stealing money from old people by lying about an imaginary god and asking them to send in money.

Hey, there goes BillyBob, christianing him down on the price of that stolen car.

Listen Bud, don't even try to christian me down on this. The price of that Torah is firm.

christianing him down by Christ Is A Myth October 12, 2009

christianing 

A term that describes the act of not wearing underpants, and wearing pants that have a rip, or pants that rip, in an area that exposes parts of your body that should remain covered from view.

I was sitting at my desk working when I felt a breeze between my legs. After looking down, I realized I was totally christianing.

christianing by Texas Spoon March 3, 2011

christianing them down 

The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.

They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.

Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.

Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.

Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!

christianing them down by Schloimie Fenster November 18, 2009

de-christmassing 

The process of removing Christmas decorations.

The de-christmassing is finally done.

de-christmassing by W3Wow December 30, 2010

Christmassing 

Amassing a huge number/an abundance of Christmas presents (for people who want "some little festivity and helping the poor with what's left").

Santa's little Helper: "Santa, you're christmassing like mad. Get some sleep!"

Christmassing by Knecht Ruprecht, the Second December 18, 2011