christmas dance 

a social dance that happens in December at my school. A very important even in a girl's life which you can go to ever 4 years.

Torrance: Hey Dave wanna go to that social event at my school, Christmas Dance?

Dave: I'd love to.

christmas dance by SparklingToros16 April 2, 2004

danish christmas 

On the 24th of December when the Danes do their homegrown ritual of drinking awful beer and have coitus with pigs.

Man, I can't believe it's danish christmas already. I haven't even bought my pig yet.

danish christmas by mjaow December 24, 2017

Christian Daniel Vasquez 

Soccer Child Prodigy, 15 Year Old Brasilian Soccer Player With Tremendous Skill.

Did you see Christian Daniel Vasquez play soccer? He's so good theres no doubt he will become a pro!

Christian Daniel Vasquez by Nikebrasilsoccer January 21, 2011

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance 

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

Christmasdan 

1. (noun) The 2-month long over-commercialized pagan-cum-Christian answer to Ramadan.

As soon as the Halloween decorations came down, Starbucks started promoting their latest Christmasdan compilation CD.

Christmasdan by Roberto El Gringo December 13, 2010