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christian alexander lanza 

Christian Alexander Lanza is a beautiful human who is best matched with females born in June Christian Alexander Lanza typically attracts older women however his soul tie his other half and his partner in crime ends up being younger. They change the world together.
Christian Alexander Lanza makes me feel alive.

Christmaslessness 

Noun -
The state of feeling bored, gloomy, depressed, nostalgic, etc. after Christmas. Feelings are that of having to wait another year for Christmas, which can result in frustration, discourage, cheerless demeanor, and even despair. Also includes feelings stated above. Accompanies the low time of the month. Signifies the closing of the holiday season until New Year arrives, at which point some motivation will return in auspicious hopes for the next year.
"Man, now I have to wait a whole 'nother year 'till Christmas comes along again. More school. Christmaslessness sucks."
"Cheer up, time will go by really fast."

"What goes up, must come down. I guess Christmaslessness is inevitable."
Christmaslessness by khuh5968 December 26, 2008

christmasplex 

A psychological complex by which a person becomes overwhelmed by the holiday season.
Traveling home in busy airports give me a christmasplex.

Fuck it, I'm not going home this Christmas. I get a christmasplex when I'm around my parents for too long.
christmasplex by dqbhere November 18, 2013

christmasless 

To be without sufficient presents on december 25th. The gifts you receive are so crappy that you do not even refer to the day as christmas.
person 1:"All my presents this year sucked!"
person 2:"yeah i know, i was totally christmasless too!"

Christmasalicious 

Something that has the essence of Christmas.
That gingerbread ice cream pie was Christmasalicious!!!!
Christmasalicious by cat-tron3000 February 20, 2008

Christmasplex 

1. The secular commercialist monster the holiday season has become, spanning of no less than two months, starting November 1 and ending once Target has sold out of 75%-off bullshit chachkies.

2. Christmas.
"I bought you this beautiful Christmasplex ornament shaped like ye olde holy Dollar."

"Merrrrrry Christmasplex, kiddywinks!"
Christmasplex by Eliphas Phatt December 26, 2013