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Chrismahanukwanzaa 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.
A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.

Christmahanakwanzaka 

An amalgamation of the major winter holidays (Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa) into one big non-denominational bastard holiday. Usually used in greeting form when the recipient's beliefs are unknown.
Hey Bob, Happy Christmahanakwanzaka!

Christmahanakwanzika 

The combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa. This way no one feels left out and and you dont have to worry bout what you say every time you meet someone.

definitely better than sayin 'Happy Holidays'
Tony: 'merry christmas'
Tom: 'Dude, im jewish!"
Tony: "o shit, merry christmahanakwanzika then'

Christmahannukwanzadan 

A combination of the main holiday terms; Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanza, and Ramadan.
To be used in this age of correctness where people may be offended by wishing one person a seasonal greeting but leaving another person out, thereby offending their race or creed.
" Happy Christmahannukwanzadan everybody...and I think that covers everybody "
Word of the Day on December 25, 2010

ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah

The Ultimate Winter Fusion Holiday
It's Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all rolled into one
This Holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (I can't imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) It lasts 16 days, One for Christmas, Eight for Hanukkah, and Six for Kwanzaa
"I hope I get that book I wanted for Christmas, what did you ask for?"
"I exactly celebrate Christmas, I celebrate ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah. It's 16 days long!"

chrismahanukwanzaakah 

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."
Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!
chrismahanukwanzaakah by Andy January 31, 2005