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Chrismahanukwanzakah

Thank you for shopping at Kohls...Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.

Chrismahanukwanzakah

It's ok if you're a Muslim, a Christian, or a Jew.
It's ok if you're agnostic and you don't know what to do.
An all-inclusive celebration, no contractual obligation.
Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.
Chrismahanukwanzakah by yosoysean December 23, 2004

Chrismahanukwanzaa 

A combination of Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanzaa.
A: Merry Christmas!
B: I dont celebrate Christmas.
A: Well happy Chrismahanukwanzaa. Now stop being a downer, I'm clearly just trying to spread the good spirit of the holidays, douche.

chrismahanakwanzakah 

a word used to describe all winter holidays and be politically correct at the same time
have a happy chrismahanakwanzakah!

ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah

The Ultimate Winter Fusion Holiday
It's Christmas Hanukkah and Kwanzaa all rolled into one
This Holiday is useful for a family of many different religions (I can't imagine why but this is a good contingency plan for those of you not married, engaged, or met your significant other yet) It lasts 16 days, One for Christmas, Eight for Hanukkah, and Six for Kwanzaa
"I hope I get that book I wanted for Christmas, what did you ask for?"
"I exactly celebrate Christmas, I celebrate ChristmaHanuKwanzaakah. It's 16 days long!"

chrismahanukwanzaakah 

An amalgam of the three most famous winter holidays, first used in Virgin Mobile commercials during the 2004 holiday season. Used to express the coming together of people of all different religious beliefs, and in phrases as a modern but still PC alternative to the classic "Happy Holidays."
Happy Chrismahanukwanzaakah to you!
chrismahanukwanzaakah by Andy January 31, 2005