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Christie Brinkley'd 

What is happening when you're being flirted with heavily by a pretty lady while driving on the highway. Ala Chevy Chase in Vacation.

Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
Christie Brinkley'd by dmcc November 5, 2012
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Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) 

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus
"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

Dirty Christie 

A female who treats her man like a little piggy.

Pegged and squealing all day long chained to the radiator and left to eat tattie scones.
“Oink oink reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no Christie please not a dirty christie!!!!”
Dirty Christie by Howdytherealll January 7, 2023

Dear Christie 

4 piece pop/rock band from Columbus Ohio.
They are simply Awesome.
Have you heard of Dear Christie?
Hell yeah, they're awesome.
Dear Christie by this-perspective November 22, 2011

Dirty Christie 

The act of snatching a man’s soul during sex
After she dirty Christie’s me last night, I felt my soul leave my body.
Dirty Christie by Ibroketuesday February 3, 2022

Christine Daae

The co-main character of the musical/movie/book 'The Phantom of the Opera'. Played most famously by Sarah Brightman and Emmy Rossum in the musical and movie renditions.
Person: Who is Christine Daay-E?
Other person: It's Christine Daae. DIE-AY!!! GET IT RIGHT!

Christine Dam 

The most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. A smoking hot girl who is also innocent and pure. She'll make you want to say "Damn!". The best choice for a girlfriend.
"Damn! Look at that christine dam! I'm making her mine."
Christine Dam by Bo vien October 20, 2011