christianese 

A communicable language within the Christian subculture with words and phrases created, redefined, and / or patened that applies only to the Christian sphere of influence.

So, I took this girl out and she started asking me if I was saved and she was all into Jesus and the bitch was speaking Christianese

Christianese: "The Lord works in mysterious ways."

Translation: "I'm totally clueless."

christianese by Randag March 17, 2005

Christianese 

Christianese is the language spoken by Christians. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella holy.

Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.

Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?

Christianese by IndieSnob July 3, 2006

Christianese 

A manner of speaking within the American Christian subculture in which the speaker cloaks the words being said under the feign visage of 'love', but in reality, is saying it for the sole purpose of hurting you.

Christianese: "I really feel that God is telling me to say this to you..."

Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."

Christianese by golgotha August 15, 2012

Christianese 

Words used by Christians that the unsaved masses are unlikely to understand. Christian buzzwords.

"Father God, you are omnipotent, omnipresent, and omniscient. Thank you for saving me by grace through faith in Jesus Christ, the Savior of mankind" would be a prayer, dreadfully overdosing on Christianese

Christianese by M.C. Chicken December 1, 2009

Christianne 

She is a very very cute,pretty and beautiful girl.She has a lot of admirers and suitors but she plays hard to get.she is a daredevil and a go getter.
She is probably the sweetest most loving and caring person you will ever meet.But once you break her heart she'll break yours. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants her. She is a bit boyish. She can also be mature. She can be hard headed at times,but she is street smart. she can also be horny at times. She never lets go of the one she loves. She always follows her dreams and never lets go of them. she may just be one of the best!

You think that girl is pretty just look at Christianne.

Christianne by Esme_shweets May 29, 2019

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything 

And the final score is Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything. This is a saying by those who supported a noble lost cause.

And the final score is Christians - nothing, Lions - Everything.

Christians - Nothing, Lions - Everything by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2020

Christiane 

A drop dead gorgeous athletic hottie, usually blonde and smart, but is ALWAYS the life of the party. She's an amazing Friend and will never let you down. Teachers parents and kids like her, she's very charismatic but can be stubborn in some situations. Loves animals and is very outgoing. She plays hard to get when it comes to dating, but is very loving when you have her.

Guy 1- she's so sexy just look at her, she's the whole package!
Guy 2- Hey, I saw her first! Christiane is awesome.

Christiane by smartie333 December 20, 2014