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Trinity Christian School 

This kindergarten through twelve grade school is in Sharpsburg, Georgia is anything but Christian. Trinity is becoming infested by McIntosh transfers that come for sports or get bullied out of McIntosh. All of the girls protest the dress code daily and cry when they max out their daddy’s credit card from buying Chick-fil-a everyday before first period.
“That chick has a Bentley but doesn’t go to Starr’s Mill, she must go to Trinity Christian School.”

Grace Christian School 

Grace Christian School of Raleigh consists of the baddest muthafuckas in the southeast. Though grace lacks diversity consiting of rich whites and halfricans. The mascot is an eagle cuz its badass like the students that go there. Eagles like to get fucked up drinking 40's and smoking dope weed, just like the students and explains the meaning of the mascot. Eagles fly to get high and students cant fly so they just get high. either way you know your on eagle territory when you enter the parking lot, halfricans blastin trap music, broken 40's and pimps slangin dope. The sports teams are ill and do well except for the over hyped basketball team. But no matter what eagles are always boss. Overall its a good school, the dress code is there but everyone is to high to notice. Gotta love Grace!
GRACE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL

grace student 1: hey man i left my syringe in your car mind of i get it?

grace student 2: no problem man just make sure you share it in math class

Landmark Christian school 

Landmark Christian school is built on top of the train tracks. Bill thorn is God himself. The cross country team wins state every year. #15 on the basketball team is cute and a baller. Everyone on the football team left to go to a better highschool.
Landmark christian school was created by Bill in 7 days.

Athens Christian School

A large cage in Georgia(US), that houses immature boys and catty girls.

FACT: The reason there are so many trees in front is to hide the torture of any poor, poor child who is different in any way.
Boy 1: OMGOODNESS, YALL, LET'S SANG HANNAH MONTANA!!!
The rest of the boys in Athens Christian School: YAYYYYYY!!!!!!

evangelical christian school 

this is a kinda ok school until you meet all the assholes in your grade. then it’s just ass. going to this school gave me depression and aids. be careful!
evangelical christian school? isn’t that the one where they can’t even dance at homecoming?

Brentwood Christian School 

It’s a horrendic wasteland of a school that decides its a far more impressive idea to waste money on statues instead of actual learning supplies, and also has lovely meet ups every tuesday where they go around the neighborhood spreading the word of God by lynching homosexuals.
After my friend came out to a student of Brentwood Christian School, they mysteriously found him dead in a ditch.