a claim made by someone you know who has a history of making outlandish claims, each one more outlandish than the last, which in most cases cannot be humanly, let alone physically, possible, yet are presented as the honest-to-god truth. bonus points if such claims are not witnessed by any other person and cannot be disproven and therefore are presented as irrefutable.
pronounced the same as "exaggeration."
pronounced the same as "exaggeration."
dude #1: "wow, what a night. i think we drank too much. that tenth shot of patron was a bad idea."
dude #2: "that' last night i drank an aquarium full of beer."
dude #1: "whatever man."
dude #2: "i haven't had that much to drink since i drank 45 bottles of vodka...."
dude #1: (silence)
dude #2: "...in 2 minutes."
dude #1: "fool, stop with the choxaggeration!!!
dude #2: "that' last night i drank an aquarium full of beer."
dude #1: "whatever man."
dude #2: "i haven't had that much to drink since i drank 45 bottles of vodka...."
dude #1: (silence)
dude #2: "...in 2 minutes."
dude #1: "fool, stop with the choxaggeration!!!
by metaoober January 31, 2008