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choueffe 

An object or person of general annoyance. Word has similar meaning to: mug, chief, and tit.
Toby said he likes sarah, what a choueffe.

My dog shat all over the sofa, i wish we had another, cos mine is a choueffe.
choueffe by Gockmeisterwan109gardy December 31, 2009
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La Chouffe 

Pubquiz team from The Netherlands with members from Amsterdam and Utrecht.
They won Café Frieda's pubquiz three times, Café Kuijpers' pubquiz once and they finished second once at Kuijpers and once at Café Lust.

On January the 28th they will compete for the 7th time in a pubquiz, this time at Cafe Walvis in Amsterdam
Team La Chouffe is a great pubquiz team, they win almost everytime they show up.
La Chouffe by Milanifan January 25, 2014

Chouffeur of the room 

From the French word “chouffeur” which means “watcher”. A chouffeur from the room is (usually) a guy attending to a party without pertaining to the fun. Can also be used to describe someone watching a twitter thread from afar.
He just standing there looking at girls. He’s such a chouffeur of the room.
Chouffeur of the room by Usodumb August 26, 2025
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026