Skip to main content

chotskies 

Generally useless crap of little or no value. Similar to knick-knacks, popularized in Wierd-Al Yancovichs eBay song.
Many chotskies can be found for sale on eBay.
chotskies by Squidward Tentacles September 7, 2006
Related Words

chomskied 

Updated, positive spin on slashdotted

Referring to Noam Chomsky's sudden rise to #1 on Amazon after Hugo Chavez waved Chomsky's book at the camera on international television.

Getting chomskied is a good thing, and is the ultimate in guerilla marketing.

Variation: chavezzed
"They totally chomskied sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chomskied."

Alt:
"They totally chavezzed sales with that bogus pr stunt!"
"Our video went to #1 on YouTube after we got chavezzed."
chomskied by bkdouble September 30, 2006
A beautiful girl with nice boobs. Usually the life of the party, always upbeat. A Chotsie is one of the coolest girls in the world. Almost as cool as a Joey.
-Damn that girl is sexy and cool I wanna take her home
-yea she's such a Chotsie
Chotsie by Marineassassin13 February 4, 2010
The state of one being completely sloshed with a few buddies around a bonfire. While in this state, regrettable Snapchats may or may not be sent.
"Dude, what happened last night?!"
"I just got completely Chonskied."
Chonskied by SeekerOfDefinitions October 20, 2016

Chomskian 

Of, pertaining to or sharing characteristics with the work or ideas of Noam Chomsky

see also Chomskyan
That's a kinda Chomskian position
Chomskian by evelyn waughfare November 26, 2003
Very similar in definition to schwag. Free stuff of inconsequential value.
There was plenty of chotsky and schwag available at the NAB conference this year.
chotsky by Tom LaPlant May 28, 2006