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Couchdog 

A creature of the Canis lupus familiaris variety, the Couchdog spends her time either walking around the dwelling where it resides or sitting on the couch watching her owner, Chris, play Mario and Zelda marathons. She is adored by the many Ustream viewers who tune in to watch the Mario Marathon team raise money for Child's Play.
IT'S COUCHDOG! -Various Ustream viewers
Couchdog by Jack Daniels 222 September 28, 2008
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churchdogg 

1: A very handsome, very friendly Karaoke DJ.

2: A serious newscaster from St. Louis.
Check out Churchdogg over there, providing the awesome tunes in between singers!
churchdogg by Churchdogg July 8, 2014

crotchdog 

"Dismal paparazzo whose career consists of lying in the gutter desperately pointing his camera up the skirts of celebrities exiting limousines."
Coined by Screen Wipe's Charlie Brooker.
The tabloids employ crotchdogs as the world has a right to see what Z-list celebs have under their miniskirts.
crotchdog by Blue Jack March 29, 2009

chatchdog 

-(verb) to be slapped in the face with a Kamchatka bottle and then repeatedly hit in the face to the point of no recognition.
"Man Ferris got Chatchdogged real hard this summer. I bet his face still hurts from that massive beating."
chatchdog by therealchatchdog January 21, 2010

Chodchogan

It means sucking dick that is a chod
Cj : dude I sucked a chod last night
Jacob: You was chodchogan

Chatchdog 

chatchdog (chochdog, chochdawg),(often abbreviated as just chatch)

–verb (used with object)
1. to have sexual intercourse with (often in demeaning or unusual ways).... See More
ex. "wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that."

2. to treat unfairly or harshly.
ex. "it's pretty fucked up to chatchdog a bro like that; he's going to have to throw away that microwave."

-verb (used without object)
3. to have sexual intercourse (often in demeaning or unusual ways).
ex. "damn, I need to watch some SportsCenter, I just got done with some serious chatchdogging and I'm tired as fuck."

4. to act in accordance with the noun "chatchdog"
ex. "Nick Jackson is chatchdogging so hard right now."

-noun
5. a pledge of a social fraternity or a brother who is still regarded with the same status of a pledge.
ex. "clean that toilet with your tongue you fucking chatchdog!"

6. (literal)- a hot dog cooked after being marinated in Kamchatka liquor.
ex. "lets get fucked up and cook some chatchdogs."

7. (negative)- one who acts with general douchebagginess (in all vernacular senses of the word) for the entertainment of others
ex. "did Baumwell actually just leave to go home to his girlfriend; what a chatchdog"

(positive]- doing something awesome, yet immature or stupid, for the entertainment of others
ex. "that bro is the ultimate chatchdog, he just did 7 chill willies"
wow, I can't believe you slapped her in the face after chatchdogging her like that.
Chatchdog by ChatchinHard January 19, 2010

Chotchbag 

A person exhibiting chotch-like behavior and who has penchant for plaid and acid washed jeans circa 1995
"Wow, look at that chotchbag wearing a plaid shirt and acid washed jeans from 1995. Be careful, the chotchbag's woven belt may cut you."
Chotchbag by HeroChotch July 13, 2005