Chopper

Any person (male/female) who gives head.

NOUN

1. She is a chopper.
2. I just got chopped.
3. Are you trying to chop (action verb)?
4. You choppin (must use without the "g")?

by Kevin Wells January 19, 2006

Chopper

Nickname for Mark 'Chopper' Reed. Real life Aussie crim who chopped off his own ear and had a witty way with words. A pretty cool film was made about him, named "Chopper" Great portrayl of Bogans and westies in there as well.

Eric Bana's Chopper was better than the real Chopper.

Q: We've got to get him to hospital Chopper?

A: Do you think my name is Mark Fuckin Medicare Reed?

by sylvy September 23, 2006

choppers

Manly name for leather mittens worn in the northern hemisphere.

My hand are freezing, grab my choppers would ya!

by Fidelis Modulus October 27, 2007

Chopper

a word used to describe a talktalk customer who is computer illiterate ie: fucking useless. This term also applies to first line advisors

"Hey Mike, this guy's a complete chopper. He's asking me what the wireless cable looks like"

by Mike Markison May 8, 2008

Chopper

A derogatory petname for an annoying person who follows you around the bar all night and doesn't get the hint that you are not interested.

Convo:

Girl 1: So this guy started talking to me and now won't leave me alone.
Girl 2: He's such a chopper.

by eblossom July 1, 2011

Chopper

A person who causes immense irritation from their mere presence. A person lacking in all charisma and decision making ability

That skipper is a complete chopper

by The Boyo October 12, 2006

Chopper

Slang expletive.
Def: Falice;Boabie;Knob;Dobber.

Regional dialect in West of Scotland (especially the Clyde Valley) for a large formation of male genitalia usually directed as an insult towards a person who "is pure ful o' themsel'"

"Aw, whit man... That guy oo'er ther is a pure chopper!!!"

(roughly translated to 'that gentleman over there is a bit full of it...)

by Scott Kerr March 14, 2006