chopped and screwed

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

by cabbageASS June 10, 2006

chopped and screwed

Chop dat bitch, Screw Dat bitch and leave in da ditch.(make sure you use an ax)

I chopped and screwed my bitch before bed last night.

by gjagfkjaghbiuyea January 16, 2009

chopped and screwed

When a girl's legs are "chopped" by a guy, and he screws (has sex) with her

Man, I chopped and screwed that bitch this morning.

by H-nastyyyyy January 24, 2009

chopped and screwed

The act of date-raping a white woman after buying them multiple Screwdrivers at a club, followed by a chop to the neck.

"Damn, I heard she got chopped and screwed last night by Terrell"

"I can still see the rain Jerome made on Cindy's hair! Chopped and screwed foo"

"I got some roofies for when we chop and screw that bitch"

by Honest Eric February 14, 2009

Chopped N Screwed

To be played by someone; a girl/guy.

"You've officially been chopped and screwed" - T-Pain, "That girl/guy just chopped N screwed me over."

by Angel~*~ November 9, 2008

Chopped N Screwed

Musical style of hip-hop developed by DJ Screw and the Screwed Up Click out of Houston TX. Screw music is created when you drop the beats on a song to about 33; that makes the song play real slow.
Chopped is when a DJ cuts or mixes a screwed song.
RIP DJ Screw

OG Ron's Fuck Action is a series of CD's of songs all Chopped N Screwed.
Leaning on that syrup and bangin' Chopped N Screwed music is a Houston trademark.

by e BZ May 10, 2007

Get Chopped and Screwed

The act of getting extremely high.

Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.

by rawazznig November 29, 2007