Definitions by cabbageASS

chopped and screwed 

To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.

self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.

chopped and screwed by cabbageASS June 11, 2006

zoom-zoom sized 

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

zoom-zoom sized by cabbageASS February 13, 2005