2 definitions by cabbageASS

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A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.
I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?
by cabbageASS February 13, 2005

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To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.
self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.
by cabbageASS June 10, 2006

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