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2 definitions by cabbageASS

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.
I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?
by cabbageASS February 13, 2005
To be under the influence of an intoxicating substance such as cannibis.
self explanatory, example not needed for chopped and screwed.
by cabbageASS June 10, 2006