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Chopped Dick Salad 

n. A large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped dick. Usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl's face. Often garnished with diced tomato and Italian seasonings, depending on the girl. Salt is added to taste.

In culinary circles, also referred to simply as "CDS."
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total whore)
That girl dancing like a total whore is about to get a face full of Chopped Dick Salad. Watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)
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chopped dick kink 

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick
Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)
chopped dick kink by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017

dick choked 

The act of using your dick to control, silence a female; When a bitch won't shut up and you gotta choke her with ya dick.
My wife was running her mouth all night, thought she was real funny, until she got dick choked.
dick choked by I can't breathe March 30, 2015

chopped off dick

a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy dick.
chopped off dick by bwebe August 31, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026