A high-velocity, self-administered enema of kimchee juice.
"I was going to wrap Christmas presents in licorice and cellophane this year but until I buy a new choblaster I just won't have enough fermented cabbageliquid in my lower intestine."
An item of intrigue used by older, balding gentleman found around schools, fast food restaurants, gas stations, among other social gatherings used enmasse by children and teens.
This term is usually used by the creepy Greek guy of the town. His voice is usually high-pitched and horrifying to the ear and soul.