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instead of a dumbass, someone can be a coolass...which is just one really cool person
Vince is one hell of a coolass
coolass by Katie December 14, 2003
Popularized in certain parts of Southwest Houston and St. Louis, Being a "Choola" means

1. having or showing a lack of common sense or judgement; being absurd and foolish. Basically a derogatory (though sometimes loving) term for silly

In addition, depending on the context Choola can also be used to mean

2. an infantile mid 20's adult who appears bored and is in a perpetual "chum chum" state.
OMG Robert is the biggest Choola ever (in this case both definitions are applicable). And he is soooo Chum Chum!!!!!
Choola by LordTey January 26, 2011
Used in theatre as an alternative to "Good luck".
"I'm about to go on stage."
"Alright, chookas!"
chookas by Anonymous September 7, 2003

choblaster 

A high-velocity, self-administered enema of kimchee juice.
"I was going to wrap Christmas presents in licorice and cellophane this year but until I buy a new choblaster I just won't have enough fermented cabbage liquid in my lower intestine."
choblaster by Pigwank December 30, 2007
Green plants that grow from the earth; often used to get high with.

Not to be confused with it's counterpart- Negative Noonassi
"Dude, that choobassi got me feelin good".
"Where can i find a bag of choobassi?"
Choobassi by Allibaba November 14, 2012

Wine Coolas 

An item of intrigue used by older, balding gentleman found around schools, fast food restaurants, gas stations, among other social gatherings used enmasse by children and teens.
This term is usually used by the creepy Greek guy of the town. His voice is usually high-pitched and horrifying to the ear and soul.
"You kids want some wine coolas?"
Wine Coolas by Nathan Bil May 22, 2008