Chooch

In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.

Wow, the guy walking around the branch in the Elmer Fudd hat, talking about the stock market bouncing is a real chooch.

You are a real chooch-fondler, did you spend 2 hours with that chooch?

Chooches arent people, they do not have thoughts and feelings like you or I.

by Scott Christensen January 24, 2008

Chooch

Term for jackass or slut

Toms acting like such a chooch.
Samatha fucks everyone, she’s such a chooch

by Conservativesunion October 20, 2018

Chooch

Verb. To masturbate alone while crying and using your own tears as lubrication.

Jimmy couldn't come to the party. He's too sad about his ex girlfriend and he's probably going to stay home and Chooch all night.

by Websterduude March 6, 2021

Chooch

Slang term for a vape. Mainly used for JUULs, NOVOs and BREEZEs. The word was first coined by popular YouTuber, Outlaw known for his vape , dip and other nicotine related products. It became very popular amongst teenagers in 2019 and has seemingly stuck.

"Hey man can I have a hit of your *chooch* , I'm *fiending* really bad right now."
"I only chooch socially , it's not like I'm addicted or anything."

by September 14, 2020

Chooch

A word also used to describe a vape

Yo dude do you have your chooch

by Owen McEachern January 18, 2019

Chooch

An alternative term for a vape, commonly used in high school restrooms.

“Here man, try my chooch.”

by sauce bauce September 3, 2020

Chooch

To take a hit from a vape

Hey, pass your Juul over here, I wanna chooch

by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022