An online person that is a childish, hateful, obscene, online, brute/brat. a choob is a person in the words of the leader of the ACM, the little kids online that have nothing better to do than cuss you out, challenge your gender, and talk about what they did with your mom last night.
by Fatalhitx September 8, 2005
A combination of the words noob and chocolate, which is used as the highest form of insulting one's honor.
Jon: I've never heard of project M before.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.
Jeff: What are you? Some kind of choob?
Jon: I must commit harakiri to regain my honor.
Jeff: Go back to Chooberta where you belong.
by Choobie Doobie Doo January 30, 2015
People who play like noobs and act childish in an online game.
The contraction of two word:
childs+noobs=choobs.
The contraction of two word:
childs+noobs=choobs.
A guy connects at seven looks for a group to play. He doesn't know how to use his player, slows the whole team so he's manifestly a noob. The he tells the whole party to wait a minute because his mom wants him to stop playing and annoys everyone!
One of the guys tell hims after a while:
"Man you're one of the biggest choobs i've ever seen!"
One of the guys tell hims after a while:
"Man you're one of the biggest choobs i've ever seen!"
by Harry1879847 September 4, 2006
The imaginary breasts of a male or female animal, usually domesticated but not included to, where an individual finds surreal pleasure in either beeping or pinching them
by Matt the Boss June 13, 2008
by ampn April 22, 2008
An incredibly smart person, who is academically gifted. Not to be confused with geek who is smart/obsessive in one particular area. Close to nerd, except choobes have social grace and may not have an IQ that exceeds their weight, but is probabley pretty close.
by Maria Fernando October 5, 2007
A phonetic rendering of the Cockney or Estuary English pronunciation of the word 'tube'. Esp. when used to mock your English friends and colleagues.
by Macros1980 November 4, 2019