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n. Chuckie Finster's alter ego. Chunkie reverts, and Chongo comes out whenever he gets sexually excited. Chongo is very eastern European. Commonly mistaken as "Cheezo".
Chongo is used to get nicole.
by Potato Reborn March 24, 2004
 
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A chongo is a male version of a chonga, one that typically moves from chonga to chonga quickly, applying the "rip and dip" technique, setting all feelings aside in search for the next horny chonga. They typically "rock" the ghetto uniform, a white tee, a large pair of jeans, and Nike Air Force One's, though they make the expection by wearing ridiculously oversized polos when out at the mall, in order to look good for other chongas.
"Chris did janelle and yasellis in the same day, what a chongo"
by Chris Menendez November 22, 2005
 
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The western Canadian slang term to describe the equivalent to a Chav.

They are defined by being "bros" who are decked out in Ed Hardy, board shorts, and wrap around sunglasses, usually with a Smirnoff Ice or jagerbomb in hand.

They're interest are getting some, giving some hell, and Hockey.
Guy Fieri, Don Cherry, and 'Alpha' males are all chongos.
by Chillwhale June 11, 2011
 
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A male version of a chonga; who usually rocks very tall tees, reeboks, dickie shorts, baggy pants, and leather caps.
Chongos travel in packs or can be seen alone or on da blocks of your local miami area. they like to drive Impalas and old police cruisers.
that nigga with the tight leather cap and faded tall tee is madd Chongo!
by HoHo23 April 07, 2009
 
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Chongo is an insult made by Nothern and Central American Latinos (Mexicans, Hondurans, etc) aimed at Carribean Island Latinos, more specifically, Puerto Ricans. It comes from the Mexican (I say Mexican because it is unique to only certain dialects of Spanish. My Puerto Rican wife never heard of the word before we had some mexican friends over the house and they mentioned it in a joke)word for "monkey". They refer to Puerto Ricans as "Island Monkeys" hence Chongo.
That chongo at all the tostones.
by PapaRune May 21, 2008
 
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A Filipino word that means MONKEY.

It is an insulting word in the Philippines to call someone "chongo" as it implies primitive minded like that of a monkey
You are so clumsy like a chongo
by jakexavier May 28, 2014
 
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A western Canadian slang term that is used interchangeably with guido.
The cast of Jersey Shore are Chongos. Chongos can often be found in significant quanity in most nightclubs.
by 11-57-5W6 May 03, 2013
 
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Chongo is used as a nickname for masculine acting homosexuals. It can also refer to a male person who is poorly educated, with bad manners, and cheesy taste in clothes and hairdos. Also, they love listening to Chumbawamba.
The douchebag named "The Situation" on the Jersey Shore is a complete and utter chongo.
by CoonRAD May 05, 2011