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chodasaurus Rex 

1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.

2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!

2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY

Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.

comasturbation 

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
comasturbation by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
A cross breded animal between a dinosaur and a cow. Animal often has spots and is very big. The first cowasaur know is Julio.
That cowasaur is pretty cool, i love cross breded animals.
cowasaur by J-Dawg142452974 June 7, 2008

chonkasaurus 

Hey do you see the size of that chonkasaurus? He’ needs to go on a diet!

You are such a chonkasaurus! You should go on a diet and fix your life style.

Please have your chonkasaurus fixed/neutered! It has impregnated all 70 of my Nargles.
chonkasaurus by ChinkyChonkasaurus February 20, 2021

comasturbatory

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.
comasturbatory by G. Thomas January 8, 2007

Chomosaur 

Short for Chomosaurus Rex, this is a student that is college bound who resembles a cross between a velociraptor, a child molester, and a human. This individual has skinny, bony, fingers a somewhat long pointy nose and has no ambition ever to actually finish college! They sign up for classes every semester, show up for the first two weeks, and sporadically show up for the rest of the semester only to be able to register for classes for the next upcoming term.
"Dude, who is that guy?"
"Charlie, that is Matt. He is a Chomosaur can't you tell?"

"Oooh, ok I see the resemblance. I hardly ever see that kid in class."
"Exactly! One of the many features of a top notch Chomosaur."
Chomosaur by Ghostbustersfreak March 26, 2010