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full name: chokit tchocky
a legend in his own right, is known by thousands, if not by name then by face or the countless deeds that he has done for the amusement of many, he is the devine retrebution for all pikey scum that life in potton and has countless stories of pissing the fuckers off.
the lizard king: what you got planned for today chokit?

chokit: oh, you will like this one, i half inched these 3 rolls of lumonus orange stickers from work

....

17 trains and 2 educational establishments later

....

chokit: well im out of stickers, how about some pool, i'll blag it for free.
chokit by Richard November 5, 2004
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Choking Casper 

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
Choking Casper by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015

chookity 

The primary expression spoken by the Final Space character, Mooncake.
Mooncake: Chookity!
chookity by GarethPW August 11, 2018
Although it is seemingly impossible to have two choads, one can have a choital.
Choital by nappydreadz April 1, 2009

choking the nun 

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."

choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.

choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
choking a squidhead by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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