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Little more choke and you would've started luv! 

Helpful advice to give, in the event of someone farting loudly, in public.

1. Refers to 20th Century cars, where the "choke" would give more gas to the acceleration
2. Best delivered using an Australian accent
Scene: Very quiet, contemplative, fine art museum moment. While gazing thoughtfully at Monet's lilies in their pond, large Marge lets rip with a loud, egg-tinged room emptier. A Helpful Gentleman suggests: "Little more choke and you would've started luv!"

Chokester 

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.
Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.
Chokester by Jay-money April 27, 2014

chokesterbating 

The act of autoerotic asphyxiation. The guilty party will choke him or herself in some manner in order to heighten the sense of pleasure during an orgasm. Can be dangerous, causing possible death.
The lead singer of INXS was chokesterbating hardcore, resulting in death.
chokesterbating by Jesus2 November 5, 2006

Chodestar 

When you cum in someone's eye with a chode.
Yesterday I gave Billy's girlfriend a Chodestar.
Chodestar by Chodestar June 13, 2016

Chokestab 

V. To have sexual intercourse while choking the individual being penetrated to produce orgasm.
Put both hands on her throat then chokestab her until she cums on your shoes!
Chokestab by Airtight November 19, 2010