Choking

Choking - Failing a big opportunity to hit something big. Macau / Borat, for example, is the king of chokes.

You saw that stream last night? Macau was choking so bad. He even choked the 6 man OS.

by sweggityswegsweg February 21, 2014

Choke On It

I have read a couple crazy definitions of this phrase, but my father - David H. Stocky - Used it to say it when people were really greedy - like cheated him, or tried to get on over on him, and it wasn't worth pummeling them, he would say "Choke on it" to mean that he hoped their greed and unscrupulous behavior came back to them.

Suzy stole my last cookie again, she can choke on it.

by Old School Amy January 30, 2012

Choke

n. A small hole in a pipe, bong, or other smoking device with a smoke holding chamber. Located at the end of the chamber farthest from the smoker's mouth. A thumb or finger is placed over the hole during the initial inhalation so that smoke can be sucked into the holding chamber. After the chamber is filled with smoke, the choke is released and the smoke sucked out of the chamber with fresh air rushing in through the carb to displace it.

Shit man, you lied. You've never smoked before. You didn't even know enough to hold the choke!

by callinghome November 2, 2004

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 19, 2010

Choke

Alot, numerous.

Hey did you see the choke surfers that were out today at Sunset?

by Hawaiians January 19, 2003

Choke

When this hot girl at work asks you to have sex in the Think Tank (conference room), then you fart and ruin the mood.

Man Jason really choked by farting in the Think Tank right after Maura asked him to have sex with her.

by Jaehoal P. Owns October 21, 2011

Choke

messing up after a promising buildup.

I studied all a night for that exam, but I choked.

by omgiamdumb March 4, 2017