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Bro-Choice 

A pro choice man who uses abortion so he doesn’t need to take responsibility
Person 1: My boyfriend wants me to get an abortion cause he didn’t consent to pregnancy

Person 2: So he’s Bro-Choice
Bro-Choice by ally215 April 14, 2021

bro-choice 

A classier, albeit douchier, way to say "bros before hoes"
Girlfriend: "did you hearth John and Jane broke up?...whos side is you on?"
Boyfriend: "girl you know I am bro-choice." (and then he slaps her in the face with a horse whip)

bro choice 

The belief that you should be able to choose if you want to be a bro or not.
"People should be able to choose if they wan to be bros or not. I'm bro choice!"
bro choice by Dick O'Toole February 25, 2014

Bro-choice 

The opinion held that one should not abort the baby if the fetus has Bro or Brosephina potential.

An ultrasound is necessary to see if the candidate can ball his hand into a fist whilst simultaneously popping his improvised placenta collar.

A reverse amniocentesis of Jager can also be administered as a test. The subject passes if the mother immediately feels a kick or punch.
Hey Chad did you hear, bro? Lisa's gonna abort.

thats so bullshit bro. I thought her and dave were bro-choice.
Bro-choice by Bro#0331 June 4, 2011

bro-choicer 

A male who advocates for unfettered abortion access in order to maintain casual sexual relationships without fear that he will be find himself a father.
Trey has become a die-hard bro-choicer since he doesn't like using condoms when he hooks up.
bro-choicer by Darth Whiskey April 29, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026