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A choffee is a hot chocolate and coffee mixed together into the same mug.
Can you get me a choffee please
Choffee by BigDyl03 May 26, 2019
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A general term meaning a person who is a dick, a douchebag, a jerk, or someone who has done something stupid.
"This choffer, amirite?"

"Why is this choffer even talking to me?"
Choffer by Beens November 10, 2014
The chafing in between your thighs when going on a run.
Hey Rodger I'm got major chiffle after that run!
Chiffle by Blotation4lyfe August 20, 2017
A word used to describe a waffle made with a base of cheese and egg. More ingredients can be added to change the flavor.
I made and ate seven different chaffles over the last three days, and lost 7 lbs!
Chaffle by MyHamma August 17, 2019
When you get that blunt back and you tap that jawn like 6 times before passing but it’s cool though cause everyone else is doing the same thing so you aren’t necessarily chiefing. I’d call it an acceptable form of chiefing, one that you won’t get called a fiend for.
“Ay bruh lemme chorfle that blunt real quick, you lowkey chiefin P.”

“i gotchu cuzzo, chorfle that thang.”
chorfle by rezzodagoat April 2, 2023
Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.
Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?
Choffed by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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