choadstain

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.

Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!

choadstain by dubc949 May 25, 2008

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chodeston

A chodeston is a person that is so pathetic and vulnerable to abuse that they aren't just a chode. They also have a chode and are completely and utterly 100% chode. They are usually the kid who always comes over with one of your friends when you have never once called and ivited him over, he weasels his way in...like a chode.

Dude, did you see that Todd found his way to another party? I can't believe he thinks girls like his MC Hammer coat and penny loafers, what a chodeston.

chodeston by scott doll August 6, 2006

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Chode Stain • Chobestin • Chodestar • chodeston • choadstain • CHODESTA • The Chodesman

The Chodesman

The lamest superhero of all time. He possesses the powers of the chode. He can only make his opponents somewhat sweaty with prolonged exposure to his "chode ray". He is known to make change for people at bus stops and save retarded kittens from trees when the fire department is too busy eating chili and such. He has been stabbed 17 times.

Citizen: "I'm being robbed, help!"

The Chodesman: "Have no fear, The Chodesman is here!"

Citizen: "Oh, it's The Chodesman." "Can you go find a parking enforcement officer or a small boy scout to help me Chodesman?"

The Chodesman: "I will help you citizen, unhand her you fiendish fiend!"

Robber: "I fear you not Chodesman." (Casually stabs The Chodesman in the kidney, robs and rapes woman, leaves)

The Chodesman by Meatspin Mike October 8, 2011