Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,
Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)
Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces
FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.
The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".
Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.
Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!
Workers: "great. How was yours?"
Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)
Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!