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The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.

Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,

Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)

Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces

FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.

The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.

The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
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Part of Speech: Adjective
A variant of the colloquial words "dick" or "asshole" often used when someone is excessively displaying the characteristics of a "dick" or "asshole."
Dude, did you just call her fat and ugly? You're such a chode!
by ADEEZY February 18, 2014
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A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.
Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.
by The real pìmp January 10, 2014
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a short, fat johnson
caleb jones=chode
by Dylan.Gagner January 02, 2013
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A big, fat joint. Also known as a Chodestick.
"Bro. I got a bag of Chode so stanky it sings"
by Krusty_the_Klown December 27, 2011
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1) Technical definition: A chode is not the area between a man's nutsack and asshole. It is the soft pink walls of the inner-ass-crack, just outside the asshole itself.

2) A person who is a chode is someone who is a douchebag but doesn't know it, and acts like he/she is "cool".

Most commonly refers to oblivious bosses who think their employees like them, and rich white kids who try to break dance. If someone makes you and your friends do the "durr, durr" retard impression when he/she leaves, that person is likely to be a chode.

Be advised: YOU are probably a chode if you frequently are the one walking away from a group alone thinking you're cool or down!
Chode Manager: "Hey guys, thanks for working Sunday... so how was your weekend?"

Workers: "great. How was yours?"

Chode Manager: It was awesome! I got a good bike ride in, mowed the lawn, spent time with "the fam". Oh! I got new bike shoes....(rambles on)

Workers: (whisper) seriously???? What a CHODE!!!
by Jag Panzer November 23, 2011
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past tense of chide
When I hauled out my my short, fat penis she chode me all night.
by doboy11 November 08, 2011
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Chode is when a man has a small but Fat Penis
You Have a Chode!
by jduffyuwtfr7wfgy7w June 09, 2011
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