1 definition by chodeville

(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.

(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.

(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!

(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).
by chodeville May 6, 2007
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