When the width of a penis
exceeds its length it is considered to be a chode. In addition, chodes tend to be very small. So small in fact that they are unable to satisfy a woman
sexually or aesthetically.
Some people famous for having chodes:
, Arnold Schwarzenegger
, Kanye West
, Adam Sandler
, Miley Cyrus
"Chodey" Cheney, Fred
, Ray William Johnson
who is also considered to BE a chode as well as having one, and many more...
hot girl: *reaches down a boy's pants upon being aroused* "Wait, where is your... oh... is that.. *touches it* ..it??"
boy: "Yeah... I forgot to tell you... I have a chode..."
hot girl: "Oh that's okay hun... well... not really... ... ..."
*awkward silence followed by a the girl breaking up with the boy and never contacting him again*
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