gamble chocolates 

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

gamble chocolates by improviduto April 9, 2006

chocolateism

The greatest religion on earth. The believers of chocolateism bow down and worship chocolate. As a chocolateist you value the chocolates life (in your stomach).

I believe in chocolateism.

chocolateism by Chocolateism Charzy August 17, 2017

Box of Chocolates 

Engaging in anal sex inside a box, preferably cardboard.

My girlfriend surprised me with a box of chocolates for valentines day.

Box of Chocolates by SeaChel Whimsical September 18, 2010

Life is like a box of chocolates

A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie

Life is like a box of chocolates by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010

Chocolatier

•Kim Wonshiks sexual preference
•F*cking a person in the butt

"Did you hear the noises coming from Ravis room last night? He's such a chocolatier."

Chocolatier by urbandiccionaryuser August 21, 2017

Chocolatier

1. A chocolate maker.

2. One who fucks assholes. more commonly known as a "fudge-packer"

Jeremiah is quite the Chocolatier; he finds an ass to fuck every dusk and every dawn without fail.

Chocolatier by smashbroseph March 17, 2011

chocolatier

A person who goes hogging and has sex with a fat chick.

John is such a chocolatier. He brought home a big fat fatty and had sex with her.

chocolatier by PMax March 15, 2008