chocolate vagina (chocolate V) 

feces surrounding and/or within the vagina

A chocolate vagina (chocolate V) occurs when a woman is sitting down and attempts to fart, but instead, is suprised to find that diarrhea is powering its way forward through the lips of her vagina...quite messy.

chocolate vagina (chocolate V) by Coco-hoohoo September 24, 2006

Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker

This is when a man ejaculates and deficates when being given a rimjob and a blowjob by two different individuals at the same time. Ideally, the man defecates in the mouth of the person giving a rimjob, and ejaculates in the mouth of the person giving a blowjob.

"Last night Jane and her best friend Lauren came over and I decided to give them a Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker".

Chocolate-Vanilla Snow Cone Maker by The Tickler October 15, 2007

Chocolate Vacuum 

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

Chocolate Vacuum by The JWho September 6, 2010

Chocolate Valentine 

Using a woman's period blood as lube for anal sex.

"Bro, I just gave Lucy a chocolate valentine! She didn't have time to react! It was epic "

Chocolate Valentine by Ghost84 August 7, 2013

Chocolate Voice 

When ones voice clogs up in the throat. Mostly after eating a large amount of chocolate.

Girl 1 - 'Pass me the salt please?'
Girl 2 - 'jdgbkjbf'
Girl 1 - 'Hohoho, someone has chocolate voice!'

Chocolate Voice by libandkat August 17, 2011

Chocolate volcano 

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.

I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.

Chocolate volcano by Kmach17 January 14, 2017

Chocolate Vampire 

When your not just friends with a girl but your not dating.

are jim and jane dating? no they're just chocolate vampires

Chocolate Vampire by Gageimusprime January 3, 2008