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When your not just friends with a girl but your not dating.
are jim and jane dating? no they're just chocolate vampires
by Gageimusprime December 09, 2007
The act of eating a girl out while she shits at the same time.
Guy 1: Hey so how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.
by stevey21597 March 22, 2011