biscuits and chocolate gravy 

When you have anal sex while your partner has diarrhea. Once the spew is loose, you take your penis and smear it all over your partners butt cheeks

"I wanted to do anal last night but she was sick, so she gave me biscuits and chocolate gravy instead..."

biscuits and chocolate gravy by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

Take the risk, you might get a nice reward......Fortune favours the brave!

Go on give it a go.........would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit? by Helllzbelllz January 9, 2011

Chocolate Biscuit Baker

A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.

Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?

Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.

Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.

Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.

Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?

Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.

Chocolate Biscuit Baker by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011

Chocolate Biscuit 

Also known as Milk's Favorite Cookie the only REAL chocolate biscuit The OREO consists of a sweet, white filling commonly referred to as 'cream' or 'creme', sandwiched between two circular chocolate biscuits.

1: How do you eat your chocolate biscuit?

2: The only way! Twist it, lick it, dunk it!

Chocolate Biscuit by ninnananna June 12, 2010

Chocolate Biscuit 

Like the game 'Soggy Biscuit' But with faeces instead of Semen.

Jimmy: Oh no pops, I pooped last

Jimmy's pops: Well, I hope you're hungry for a chocolate biscuit Jimmy!

Chocolate Biscuit by Efronfan August 1, 2009

chocolate biscuit 

When a woman shits on a mans chest and rubs it in. When the shit is dry the couple eat the flake while haveing sex.

I enjoyed a nice chocolate biscuit with my girlfriend last night.

chocolate biscuit by Gabriella Smy February 1, 2009