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1.
Also known as the old brown eye. The anus.
I saw a lady doing anal bleaching on TV. If she wants to make her chocolate spider vanilla, that's ok with me.
by C-whiz November 03, 2005
 
2.
Another name for asshole
"Peter mooned everyone, and we saw his chocolate spider."
by myopia September 17, 2009
 
3.
After cumming in her ass, she forces out your jizz like a spider forces out its silk. an Anal Cream Pie.
She can pull-off a Chocolate Spider better than I can pull-off a Spiderman.
by lonewolf703 August 25, 2008