n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".
"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")
by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011
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Used to describe a beautiful,brown female of color,as a rich,sweet piece of chocolate.
by Roxyannsan1 March 13, 2018
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A black male, that that tries to keep a 'low profile', and be inconspicuous in his community.
" He really is a genuine 'Chocolate Face'. No make up."
by Dr Meng September 15, 2020
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