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Chocolate Thunder 

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.
When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!
Chocolate Thunder by shy ni May 16, 2009

chocolate thunder 

explosive diarrhea
Bob had chocolate thunder all night.
chocolate thunder by lsfkn September 11, 2011

chocolate thunder 

Nickname for basketball legend Darrel Dawkins. Famous for breaking back-boards and naming his dunks. It is also important to note that the name "Chocolate Thunder" was self given.
Chocolate Thunder, was generally over-rated while he played for the Sixers.
chocolate thunder by TS August 11, 2004

chocolate thunder 

What you hear when an obese black woman approaches.

The sound created when the enormous, flabby thighs on a black fat chick clap togeher.

"Damn, Shalequa must be coming this way, you can hear the chocolate thunder."
chocolate thunder by poontang June 30, 2006

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under 

Poo that makes the toilet water splash
"Dude I just made chocolate thunder from down under!"

Chocolate Thunder From Down Under 

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.
After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!