a chubby oaf. To be used with reference to anyone who is being exceptionally oafy.
"Jenna! You're such a choaf!"
by choafoso February 24, 2009
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Shortened form of “chair loaf” - a cat in a loaf position on a chair
by Wordmaker21 May 14, 2021
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A random patch of hair on one's body.
The mexican dog boy was stricken with choafs.
by jasom February 10, 2004
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Shortened version of "Chicken Loaf" an australian rhyming pelacement for fucking oath, but can have various definitions.

Def: Great, awesome, fantastic, incredible, bonza!
How did you go catching up wit the missus last night?", "Yep, its was choafin night!
by Dearie Me March 25, 2011
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absolutely violating someone with your genitalia
Hayden got that booty on his face. He got choafed!
by choaf July 31, 2022
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