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Chiswick Tractor 

A large cargo bike, either electric or pedal powered, often seen on the school run in West London transporting children.

Originally coined during the 2020 pandemic in Chiswick, London when cars were restricted, particularly around schools, and new cycle lanes put in.

It has since been popularised and refers to any cargo bike ridden in an urban area.

Named in reference to the Chelsea Tractor as it has a similar type of well heeled owner and is seen as a status symbol and environmental statement by some.
Maggie, you should definitely ditch the car and get a Chiswick Tractor to Dodge the LTNs.
Chiswick Tractor by Les goddams February 9, 2022
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chipwich 

A yummy treat in which soft, vanilla ice cream is sandwiched between two, large chocolate chip cookies. Then, the exposed vanilla ice cream is coated with chocolate chips.
There's nothing like a cold Chipwich on a hot, summer day.
chipwich by Angie Sanders September 29, 2005
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Chiswick Crew 

an ever-expanding group of breres from Turnham Green to Boston Manor. Some are talented, rich and sweet (Max) others are small-cocked, womanising losers Sandy. Can be found hanging on District Line trains, cotching, bunning a zoot or lying to their girlfriends.
Chiswick Crew by Ms. Acton May 7, 2004

Chiweiner 

A Chihuahua and Wiener dog mix. Cutest thing in the world.
Lady:What kind of dog is that?
Me: A Chiweiner!
Lady:*laughes*WTF IS A "CHIWEINER"!?
Me:Look it up on urban dictonary

chiswick 

A poo or fecal matter
I have to do a chiswick
chiswick by resulthead January 30, 2008

chinwizard 

1) A mythical character believed to have originated in the land of Chin. There have been several intriguing and, indeed, arousing accounts of sightings dating back to the 13th century. This elusive yet loveable little scamp is said to possess magical powers including pengissnorting and spectacular chode charming.

2) A remark used to express surprise and delight.
1) "Hark, look over there!" said Rupert. "Is that the mystical chinwizard charming his chode next to the spling recepticle?"

2) "Chinwizard!"
chinwizard by Pete Schnapps March 2, 2005
Chiwing refers to a black person in afrikaans, the actual meaning is nigger in a non-racistic way.
Hey you ichiwing/i over there!
Chiwing by My Father February 18, 2011