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8.
The real usage is derived from the walkie talkie feature on phones, but the meaning is broad and encompasses various facets of life.

Scheming on girls/guys: Yea, I have been chirping at her for a while but she won't let me hit it.
Doing stuff: I am way too busy, I will chirp at that later.
Nonsense: I don't give a chirp...She let me see her chirp....Chirptastic...
Basically your imagination is your limit
"Oh the one where I chirp down really hard and then smack you with my chirpies?! "
-Girl referring to a sexual move she does
by Trondaddy January 15, 2009
 
9.
A term used by the "Cool Kidz" AKA faggots when someone talks shit about someone else.
John: Yo sup dood? ya hear Dillon got chirped by Zoe last night?

Tony: Shut the fuck up only gayfags say the word "Chirp"
by davidpoopy February 10, 2012
 
10.
The act of giving someone an armpit zerbert during sex. Usually develops into a fetish.
Chirp me! Chirp me! Oh yes! Chirp me just like that!
by Hairy McPit November 10, 2010
 
11.
a verb meaning to chirp or to turn on the car alarm on your vehicle by pressing your remote, when you panic when seeing a brown person or a black person in the parking lot for any reason whatsoever.
"...me and my chi-com H1B1 Visa immigrants saw a native american or a mexican or a negro, and we collectively chirped our cars in the parking lot, because we are panic stricken and frightened settlers here to make our claims to the continent. The chirping solidifies our identity as being truly superior and here to conquer and be morally righteous. it was a beautiful thing..."
by nativepatrol September 10, 2011
 
12.
What you say after someone tries to be funny, but fails.

You can chirp yourself if you know what you just said wasn't funny, or got no reaction.
Sean: So i walked into a bar, and the bartender asked what i wanted.
Brett: Chirp...
by KTisntahooker December 13, 2010
 
13.
Chirp is when someone says or does somthing awkward and you don't have anything nice/at all to say. It is related to the sound of crickets when an awkward silence happens.
Tom: "Alex got herpes from Derrick this weekend."

Mark: "Chirp."
by conoclast February 07, 2009
 
14.
Not at all
Not me him/her
Your mad gay!
CHIRP!
by shippee June 11, 2009