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chip whore 

a girl/woman who gets a guy to buy/give her chips to play table games at the casino. As often as not, she skips out on him when he goes to the bathroom
That gorgeous Asian gal with the dyed blonde hair was a chip whore who was with a 500 lb. ugly guy. As soon as he went to the bathroom, she made a beeline out the front door.
chip whore by andy1 March 25, 2007
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chip whore 

one who not only asks to open your party-sized bag of chips, but then consumes it in an aggressive yet simultaneously careless fashion, leaving small dunes of surprisingly sharp chip shards scattered aimlessly around the room.
Friend - "Hey bro, can I open this bag of Jalapeno tostitos?"
Me - "Yeah bro, no problem"
Friend - *Leaves room*
Me - *Takes socks off, tries to walk around the room"
Me - (randomly every 3-8 steps) "OUCH, (insert friends name) is a god damn chip whore!!!"

Chip Whore 

When you offer sombody chips and the reach there hand in and take all of the chips
Chris: hey can I have some chips

Sam: sure bro

Chris: (crinkle) ( runs away with entire chip bag)

Sam: Chris you Chip Whore!!
Chip Whore by LawfulTub February 22, 2011

chip damage whore

a person who, when playing fighting games, relies heavily on special or super moves that inflict damage when blocked to wear down an opponent low on health.
Iron Man, Cable, and Storm? I smell a chip damage whore...
chip damage whore by FinalJonomon September 3, 2009

Whore Chimp

A Chimp involved in the Prostitution business.
"That Gorilla is such A Whore Chimp!"
"I no!"
Whore Chimp by Jimmy Horse April 27, 2006

chirpwhore

A girl who chirps two guys at once on her nextel ptt phone.
If you're trying to chirp or key your girlfriend up on her nextel and all you get is a second of talk and the the busy in walkie talkie sign, shes probably a chirpwhore.
chirpwhore by Fissure May 7, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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