chiromaniac

n. - One who compulsively masturbates; One who masturbates in excess

It was years before anyone knew it, but Greg was a severe chiromaniac. He only took a break from his self indulgence long enough to read his favorite story, Don Quixote.

chiromaniac by Dustin Landau September 3, 2005

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chocomaniac

chocomaniac is when you devour everything/anything that is chocolate. The craze that happens during your chocolate frenzy.

Madeline is going bonkers with that 5 lb Hershey bar that she got for her birthday. Yes, she is definitley a chocomaniac and she is going to get herself sick.

chocomaniac by Mitchell man November 9, 2009

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chiromaniac • chocomaniac • clitomaniac

clitomaniac

A human excessively attracted to the female clitoris physically and mentally, mainly for pleasure, but also for endless curiosity due to the different shapes and sizes.

I fear John is now a fully fledged clitomaniac as he simply cant stop masturbating over clitporn......

clitomaniac by Horsepoes August 7, 2024

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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