chipotlanemic 

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

chipotlanemic by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012

Chipotlax

The active ingredient in America's favorite burrito that leads to guaranteed digestive regularity in some 8-12 hours after ingestion.

Side effects initially include diaphoresis (profuse sweating), intestinal discomfort, mild flatulence, and sense of impending doom, once Chipotlax has achieved successful evacuation of gastrointestinal obstruction these side effects subside leaving the patient in a state of intense, often euphoric, relief with a slight but bearable feeling of inflammation or burning at the anal site. In some cases, Chipotlax has been known to cause addiction disorder driving some individuals to a marked dependency on burritos and guacamole. While burrito-dependency is common, researchers believe its effects to be benign, especially when weighed against the lasting gastrointestinal benefits associated with appropriate dosage levels of Chipotlax. Chipotlax is not for everyone. Actually, nevermind; it is. Consult your physician before ordering a burrito bowl, he or she would probably like you to pick one up for them as well, since you’re already going that way anyways.

Chipotlax by BurgWords September 15, 2015

Chipotlaway 

It is used to clean the blood stains out of your underwear from eating Chipotle.

Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'

Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.

Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..

Chipotlaway by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome 

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

Chipotlaid 

A date that involves tacos/burritos and sex. Chipotle and bang.

Sarah: are you going out with Dan for tacos tonight?

Marie: yeah, I'm getting Chipotlaid.

Chipotlaid by LeftBoobFTW May 23, 2016

Chipotlaway 

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.

A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.

Chipotlaway by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009

Chipotlery 

Ordering extra meat/cheese/veggies, etc. on food products, and never mentioning said special order to the cashier, in hopes of not getting charged for it.

"Dude, I just ordered double pepperoni on my pizza and they didn't charge me for it! Total Chipotlery!"

Chipotlery by Boondock Saint March 14, 2008