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Chipotlaway 

It is used to clean the blood stains out of your underwear from eating Chipotle.

Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.

Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
Chipotlaway by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009
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Chipotlaway 

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.
A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.
Chipotlaway by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009
Related Words

chipotlcray 

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag"
Don’t go in there for 45-55 min, it was full chipotlcray getting it out.

Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.

Chipotlay 

Verb - to have food inserted into one's vagina and/or anus.

Other tenses: chipotlaying, chipotlaid, chipotlays
Last night we got a little frisky and next thing I knew he had "chipotlaid" me.
Chipotlay by KLS79 September 3, 2005