Mark David Chapman 

The biggest asshole ever to walk the Earth. Is a dick, a pussy and everything in between. I can't believe he is still living. He sucks ass. (referred to by Lennon fans as MDC... MDC WAS NOT A FAN!! DO NOT CALL HIM ONE!!! HE IS AN ASSHOLE!!!)

VIVA LE LENNON!!!

Dude you are fucking becoming three ways to MDC.

Mark David Chapman by Sarajane August 1, 2004

Mark David Chapman 

The guy who killed John Lennon

no example needed

Mark David Chapman by erik June 27, 2004

Mark David Chapman 

1. the man who murdered john lennon / the man with no name.
he is constantly being denied parole -- as so he should be.
he doesn't deserve the treatment of 'another killer', because he didn't just kill anyone -- he killed a hero to many people around the world.

"Wasn't John Lennon murdered by Mark David Chapman?"

"Did you mean the Man with no Name?"

Mark David Chapman by multicolouredmirrorboots February 25, 2010

Dog Chapman 

1. A small wrinkled shit log.

2. A tiny turd in a toilet.

3. Struggling to shit and only being able to squeeze out a poo ball.

1. When I opened the rest room door, Larry Craig was jacking off and I noticed someone had left a Dog Chapman in the bowl.

2. When I flushed it all went down except for a Dog Chapman.

3. I was on the bowl for 30 mins and finally was able to shit out a Dog Chapman.

Dog Chapman by Young Blood Chapman September 28, 2007

Mark David Chapman 

The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.

Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!

Mark David Chapman by ReverendSaintReverend July 7, 2009

Dog Chapman 

Dog Chapman is a 5'4", 122 lbs. Dog wears special cowboy boots that make him 5'6" tall. His face is so destroyed from smoking he has to wear sunglasses.

This self proclaimed "bounty hunter" was involved in a murder some years ago. He was able to reduce his charge by ratting out his friends.

His roving band of white trash people often chase tiny crack heads and spray them with pepper spray.

Duane Dog Chapman is a total pussy.

Look honey, Dog Chapman just tackled another girl.

Why does Dog Chapman think he's an Indian?

Dog Chapman pretends to be from Hawaii when every one knows he is a white trash person from the trailers of Colorado.

How does Dog Chapman fuck that fat wife?

Dog Chapman by Young Blood Chapman September 28, 2007

Mark David Chapman 

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

Mark David Chapman by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010