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20.
The new slang cuss word in the book "After the Deluge" by Chris Carlsson, the novel about San Francisco in the 2150's (Yes, the future...).
This chinging sucks.
What the ching?
by bLINK182yALL January 11, 2005
 
1.
Diarrhea... bad diarrhea! Sometimes referred to as 'the ching.'
Diarrhea, ching-ching-ching... diarrhea, ching-ching-ching.
by theBLOB May 13, 2005
 
2.
Cocaine. ( Scotland)
Wheys ma fucking ching, cunty?
by J.L August 30, 2003
 
3.
1.A Chinese surname.
2. Sometimes ignorantly used to describe someone who is or looks Asian.
"Hi, my name is Kevin Ching."
"That Ching over there really gets on my nerves."
by Jimmy Hapa June 07, 2004
 
4.
ching- scottish slang for cocaine (not crack)

As used in "Porno" (the book) by Irvine Welsh.
tha's mah fookin ching ya radge coont!
by Rabid Anarchist April 05, 2004
 
5.
another word for cocaine

also named in various songs like ms jade n nelly furtado..."what about my bling bling bling what about my ching ching ching..what about all the money that uve sniffed up today!!"
ie....im gunna get some ching for the rave at weekend...

or lets have a ching chang chong party...ching being cocaine, chang the beer and chong the weed!! let the good times roll!!

by raci+ September 27, 2007
 
6.
Verb, When you are involuntarily trapped in an endless discussion in which you cannot escape.
To avoid being chinged, one can:
1. Attend imaginary emergency meeting
2. Fake a phone call
3. Jump out nearest window
by WToFu January 24, 2013
 
7.
An uncommon chinese name. A faithful dog but also an insane brit. Also know as D. Ching.
Ching worked at the farm and never complained.
by facexplosion September 18, 2012