Chinese Pizza

Also called a Scallion Pancake, this is a flat pancake style dough with green onions (scallions) and deep fried. Usually served with a brown hoison sauce.

http://gattinamia.blogspot.com/2006/09/scallion-hot-cake-chinese-style.html

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza.

employee: Whuh?

customer: I'd like to order a chinese pizza. Right here. (points to item on menu)

Employee: Ahhh...numbah 23. Nex time you ordah by numbah!

Chinese Pizza by altonb1 December 21, 2008

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Chinese Pizza

Chinese Pizza comprises pizza dough + Chinese food + cheese and then baked as a traditional pizza.
Chinese Pizza generally does not have the Italian-style tomato sauce but instead has a brown Chinese sauce or a tangy/spicy Chinese sauce.
Some restaurants rely primarily on a hoison bbq sauce.

Man, I'm dying for some General Tso's Pizza or some Kung Pao Pizza; it is delicious.
Mongolian Beef with onions also makes an excellent Chinese Pizza.

Chinese Pizza by 2Legit2quit August 30, 2013

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Chinese Pizza

An unrealistic term that is used to udderly confuse people, commonly used in prank phone calls

"Hello"
"Chinese pizza wha yoo orda!?"
"What the fuck dude?"
"You orda Chinee Pizza or I pull Jackie Chan moove on yoo!"

Chinese Pizza by Kyle Pringle May 19, 2003

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Chinese Pizza

1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.

example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?

example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!

Chinese Pizza by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

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Chinese Pizza

When a guy puts his dick into an Asian girl's pussy and after fucking her for a bit, pulling out and wiping the juices over one butt cheek of the girl. Then he puts his dick in her ass and fucks it until just before orgasm. Pulls out and wipes his shit stained dick on the other butt cheek, ejaculates on and between the cheeks, then kneads the butt cheeks together with his hands like kneading pizza dough.

Bro, I want to Chinese Pizza that girl so hard right now

Chinese Pizza by Arbbunny July 16, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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