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authentic Chinese man 

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.
Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.

Chinese Folding Man 

A term that is used to describe when people who when tickled or stimulated in some way they begin to fold up like a transformer and squeal like a raging homosexual.
Guy 1: Bro, all i did was touch him on the side and he fukin started caving in on himself!
Guy 2:Sounds like a Chinese Folding Man bro.
Chinese Folding Man by TheDumbruh January 9, 2019

chinese egg man

a guy named Zhang Aiqin. His head is shaped like an egg and sang yi jian mei (xue hua piao piao) hes a gamering god
真情像草原廣闊, 層層風雨不能阻隔
My love is as wide as a grassland, no storm and rain can set us apart.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng cǎo yuán guǎng kuò
, Céng céng fēng yǔ bù néng zǔ gé)

總有雲開 日出時候, 萬丈陽光照耀你我
When dark clouds disperse and the sun rises, it’ll shine above us.
(Zǒng yǒu yún kāi rì chū shí hoù
, Wàn zhàng yáng guāng zhào yào nǐ wǒ)

真情像梅花開過, 冷冷冰雪不能掩沒
My love is like a blossoming plum flower that’ll never be submerged in snow.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng méi huā kāi guò
, Lěng lěng bīng xuě bù néng yān mò)

就在最冷 枝頭綻放, 看見春天走向你我
It blooms on the branch on the coldest day and leads us to the spring.
(Jiù zài zuì lěng zhī tóu zhàn fàng
, Kàn jiàn chūn tiān zǒu xiàng nǐ wǒ)

Chorus
雪花飄飄, 北風嘯嘯
When the snowflakes drift and the north wind whistles

(Xuě huā piāo piāo, běi fēng xiāo xiāo
)

天地一片蒼茫
The world is vast and boundless
(Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng)

一翦寒梅, 傲立雪中
There is a spray of plum blossoms standing still in the snow
(Yì jiǎn hán méi, ào lì xuě zhōng
)

只為伊人飄香

It only perfumes for its love
(Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng)

愛我所愛無怨無悔, 此情長留心間
With all my heart and with no regret, the love lasts forever.
(Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
, Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān)

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chinese egg man meme
chinese egg man by chingchenghanji December 18, 2021

Chinese Medicine Man 

When a female uses her left hand to cup the balls while massaging the butthole with her middle finger. Then with her right hand strokes the cock. While all this is going on she still has her mouth wrapped around the wang.
Lala can I have another chinese medicine man

Chinese China man

A china man that comes from Chinese decent.
Where DAT Chinese china man? I need a refill on this green tea!